Few lighter moments !!!!!!!!!!!!!




Santa saw a beautiful girl. He went and accosted her.
Girl - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
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Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta: What is that?
Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab Tab Train Jarur aati hai.
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Santa cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..
Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do!
Santa cycle rokte hue, "chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon..."
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Banta -Tere Ghar Se Hamesa Hasne Ki Awaz Aati Hai, Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Santa -Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai, Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai,Nahi Lage To M Hasta hu.
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Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match.
When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai.
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Banta: tujhe apna laptop
bada karwana hai..?
Santa: Haan yaar..
Banta: to fir Isme se window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..
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Teacher: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the, 1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.
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Santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
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Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me.
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Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha.. "sorry Wrong Number.."
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Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !

Jasmeet: Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
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Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta (khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa (gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college.
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Santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon
santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..
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Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya Hai?
Banta-Meri Patni
Santa-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??
Banta-Dusro Ki Patni.
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Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,
1 Faqir aya, Sub se Bhik mangi Or Taxi me baith kar chala gaya...!!
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Santa: I’m a proud father.
My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying,
they are studying him!
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Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): batao mere hath mai kia hai?
Dosara pagal: rail gari...
1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha...
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Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya,
or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...
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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Santa: pagli sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
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Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nahi karta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gaya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Paisa load karvane k liye ghar se 10 km Dur bike par jana parta hai.
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Santa: Yar muje Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa fouj me bharti hua....
2 Din bad jung shuru ho gaiii.....
Santa ki topi per goli lagi....
Santa ne hathyaar phenk diye aur chup kar bola ..
" Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hota hai...