Some Useful Commands

Some Useful Commands Here are some commands which will come handy in use Accessibility Controls------------------------- access.cpl Accessibility Wizard--------------------------- accwiz Add Hardware Wizard------------------------ hdwwiz.cpl Add/Remove Programs --------------------- appwiz.cpl Administrative Tools------------------------- control admintools Automatic Updates--------------------------- wuaucpl.cpl Bluetooth Transfer Wizard------------------ fsquirt Calculator------------------------------------ calc Certificate Manager------------------------- certmgr.msc Character Map------------------------------- charmap Check Disk Utility--------------------------- chkdsk Clipboard Viewer--------------------------- clipbrd Command Prompt-------------------------- cmd Component Services----------------------- dcomcnfg Computer Management-------------------- compmgmt.msc Control Panel------------------------------- control Date and Time Properties----------------- timedate.cpl DDE Shares-------------------------------- ddeshare Device Manager--------------------------- devmgmt.msc Direct X Troubleshooter------------------ dxdiag Disk Cleanup Utility----------------------- cleanmgr Disk Defragment-------------------------- dfrg.msc Disk Management------------------------- diskmgmt.msc Disk Partition Manager------------------- diskpart Display Properties------------------------ control desktop (or) desk.cpl Files and Settings Transfer Tool-------- migwiz File Signature Verification Tool--------- sigverif Folders Properties----------------------- control folders Fonts------------------------------------- control fonts Group Policy Editor (XP Prof)---------- gpedit.msc Help and Support----------------------- helpctr Indexing Service----------------------- ciadv.msc Registry Editor------------------------- regedit Security Center----------------------- wscui.cpl Services------------------------------- services.msc Shared Folders----------------------- fsmgmt.msc System Configuration Utility-------- msconfig System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately)----sfc /scannow System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot)-----sfc /scanonce System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot)---------sfc /scanboot System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting)-------sfc /revert System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x)-------sfc /cachesize=x Windows Version (to show which version of windows)-----winver Wordpad--------------------------------------write Sudhakar Tyagi

Life's Lessons

Life's Lessons   I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Age 6   I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night." Age 7   I've learned when I wave to people in the country, they stop and take the time to wave back. Age 9   I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up. Age 12   I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Age 13   I've learned although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15   I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice. Age 24   I've learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures. Age 25   I've learned that wherever I go, the worlds worst drivers have followed me there. Age 29   I've learned if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so no one will believe it. Age 39   I've learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't know how to show it. Age 41   I've learned that you can make someone's day by simply sending them a little card. Age 44   I've learned the greater a person's of guilt, the greater his need to cast blame on others. Age 45   I've learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. Age 46   I've learned that singing "Amazing Grace" can lift my spirits for hours. Age 49   I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. Age 50   I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. Age 52   I've learned regardless of the relationship with parents, you miss them a lot after they die. Age 53   I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. Age 58   I've learned if you want to do something good for your children, improve your marriage. Age 61   I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62   I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. Age 64   I've learned if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the best you can, happiness will find you. Age 65   I've learned whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66   I've learned that everyone can use a prayer. Age 72   I've learned that it pays to believe in miracles. And to tell the truth, I've seen several. Age 73   I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Age 82   I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch-holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. Age 85   I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 92 Sudhakar Tyagi P.S. May I request that if you forward this email, please delete the forwarding history, which includes my e-mail.  I deleted the e mail of the person who forwarded this to me AND ANY PREVIOUS SENDERS.  It's a courtesy to all of us who may not wish to have our e-mail addresses sent all over the world. Erasing the addresses helps prevent SPAMMERS from mining the addresses and propagating VIRUSES. PLACING ALL THE ADDRESSEES UNDER BCC ALSO ENSURES PRIVACY. Thank You for your understanding. __,_._,___

WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY ????????????

We are like this only so true, so very true.......... 1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes. 2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. 3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport. 4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal. 5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp. 6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and AnniversaryGifts. 7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini, Shalini & Sonali.) 8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere, close to their real names. 9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed" 10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house. 11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible. 12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. 13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think. 14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions, which never happen. 15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table. 16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.  17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible. 18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff) 19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). 20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker. 21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.  22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way). 23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking. 24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue. 25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane. 26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light. 27. You only make long distance calls after 11p.m. 28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.  29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty. 30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin. 31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign  countries have improved in the last two  decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls. 32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty. 33. Its embarrassing if you're wedding has less than 600 people.  34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color. 35. You have drinking glasses made of steel. 36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.  37. You have really enjoyed reading this mail - forward it to as many Indians as possible. Sudhakar Tyagi

Tit bits !!!!!!!!

WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the Old Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . 'HEBREWS' The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by  the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up..' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a  rough draft before the masterpiece Sudhakar Tyagi __,_._,___

A thought forward...

Last night as I lay sleeping
I died .. or so it seemed,

Then I went to heaven
But only in my dream

Up there St Peter met me
Standing at the Pearly Gates,
He said, "I must check your record...
Please stand here and wait."

He turned and said "Your record
is covered with terrible flaws,
On earth I see you rallied
for every losing cause."

I see that you drank alcohol,
Smoked and partied too,
Fact is, you've done everything
A good person should never do.

We can't have people like you up here...
Throughout your life all you did was hear,
You carried out orders without pausing to think.
You never asked for instructions in ink.

Then he read the last of my record,
Took my hand and said, "Come in."
You stood in isolated places and shivered alone
You left your kith, kin, hearth and home
You come from an unresponsive, ungrateful nation
You were denied your rights by every Pay Commission

He led me up to the Chief of Heaven ...
"Take him in and treat him well",
He has served in the Indian Military ...
He's done his time in hell."

MAKE YOUR HOME MALARIA & DENGUE FREE!!!

Camphor- The effective & healthy mosquito repellent.

Malaria and Dengue are on a steep rise. We all must be using liquid or the old blue tablet type of mosquito repellents sold under various names. Despite their use, it is common to see mosquitoes hovering around with the best of repellents in action. Secondly, we cannot use these mosquito repellents whole day – be they be of any brand. Thirdly, many people land up with allergies due to them.

In the past, man would light diyas and burn camphor on a regular basis as a part of daily puja. These helped to purify the air and keep harmful bacteria, viruses and mosquitoes away! We can definitely have a better and healthy environment with the use of camphor.

Camphor or Kapur is a waxy, white or transparent substance extracted from the wood of the Camphor Laurel tree found in Asia. Camphor has many known medicinal uses-
It relieves nasal congestion and cough when rubbed on the chest as an oil. Camphor is used as an ingredient in throat lozenges and cough syrups and in Vicks. Camphor is also used in some anti-itch ointments, creams and cooling gels because it is can be absorbed through skin and is effective at treating pain locally. It has an analgesic effect which makes it a favorite oil to be used in pain relieving massage blends for sore muscles and arthritic pain. Camphor is known to improve the quality of air making it a better for our lungs and heart.
Many people are not aware of the Mosquito repellent power of Camphor - a simple solution without side effects and very cost effective. CAMPHOR IS A NATURAL MOSQUITO REPELLENT With effect round the clock! You do not need to burn it for that. There are three easier ways to do it -


1. Put 2 tablets of commercially available camphor on any warm surface- the device shown in the picture serves the purpose well. Plug it for an hour and see the results! You can do it twice a day- morning and in the night as well!
2. Place 2 tablets of camphor on different corners of the room or at places where mosquitoes seem to love to stay! Leave them there and they will evaporate in a day or so keeping the air purer and mosquito free.
3. Take a wide opened cup or plate with water. Drop 2 tablets of Camphor into the water. Keep the cup with water and camphor in your sleeping room. The quantity of water and camphor may differ from room size. Water evaporate at normal temperature. Camphor slowly started dissolving in water. The water evaporates with Camphor smell. Adding little bit hot water gives instant action.

You will be amazed at the results! Do experience it and help spread these healthy tips!

SHAYAD ZINDAGI BADAL RAHI HAI !!!!!!!!!!!

Few lighter moments !!!!!!!!!!!!!




Santa saw a beautiful girl. He went and accosted her.
Girl - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
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Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta: What is that?
Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab Tab Train Jarur aati hai.
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Santa cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..
Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do!
Santa cycle rokte hue, "chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon..."
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Banta -Tere Ghar Se Hamesa Hasne Ki Awaz Aati Hai, Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Santa -Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai, Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai,Nahi Lage To M Hasta hu.
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Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match.
When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai.
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Banta: tujhe apna laptop
bada karwana hai..?
Santa: Haan yaar..
Banta: to fir Isme se window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..
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Teacher: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the, 1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.
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Santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
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Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me.
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Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha.. "sorry Wrong Number.."
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Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !

Jasmeet: Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
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Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta (khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa (gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college.
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Santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon
santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..
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Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya Hai?
Banta-Meri Patni
Santa-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??
Banta-Dusro Ki Patni.
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Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,
1 Faqir aya, Sub se Bhik mangi Or Taxi me baith kar chala gaya...!!
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Santa: I’m a proud father.
My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying,
they are studying him!
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Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): batao mere hath mai kia hai?
Dosara pagal: rail gari...
1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha...
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Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya,
or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...
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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Santa: pagli sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
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Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nahi karta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gaya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Paisa load karvane k liye ghar se 10 km Dur bike par jana parta hai.
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Santa: Yar muje Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa fouj me bharti hua....
2 Din bad jung shuru ho gaiii.....
Santa ki topi per goli lagi....
Santa ne hathyaar phenk diye aur chup kar bola ..
" Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hota hai...

Unspoken Communication Between Guys N Galz

EIGHT CLUES TO HAPPINESS
By- KHUSHWANT SINGH

Having lived a reasonably contented life, I was musing over what a person should strive for to achieve happiness. I drew up a list of a few essentials which I put forward for the readers' appraisal.

1. First and foremost is GOOD HEALTH. If you do not enjoy good health you can never be happy. Any ailment, however trivial, will deduct from your happiness.

2. Second, a HEALTHY BANK BALANCE. It need not run into crores but should be enough to provide for creature comforts and something to spare for recreation, like eating out, going to the pictures, travelling or going on holidays on the hills or by the sea. Shortage of money can be only demoralizing. Living on credit or borrowing is demeaning and lowers one in one's own eyes.

3. Third, a HOME OF YOUR OWN. Rented premises can never give you the snug feeling of a nest which is yours for keeps that a home provides: if it has a garden space, all the better. Plant your own trees and flowers, see them grow and blossom, cultivate a sense of kinship with them.

4. Fourth, an UNDERSTANDING COMPANION, be it your spouse or a friend. If there are too many misunderstandings, they will rob you of your peace of mind. It is better to be divorced than to bicker all the time.

5. Fifth, LACK OF ENVY towards those who have done better than you in life; risen higher, made more money, or earned more fame.. Envy can be very corroding; avoid comparing yourself with others.

6. Sixth, DO NOT ALLOW OTHER PEOPLE to descend on you for gup-shup. By the time you get rid of them, you will feel exhausted and poisoned by their gossip-mongering.

7. Seventh, CULTIVATE SOME HOBBIES which can bring you a sense of fulfilment, such as gardening, reading, writing, painting, playing or listening to music. Going to clubs or parties to get free drinks or to meet celebrities is criminal waste of time.

8. Eighth, every morning and evening, devote 15 minutes to
INTROSPECTION. In the morning, 10 minutes should be spent on stilling the mind and then five in listing things you have to do that day. In the evening, five minutes to still the mind again, and ten to go over what you had undertaken to do.

Nathaniel Cotton (1721-1788) summed up my views on the subject in one verse:

If solid happiness we prize
Within our breast this jewel lies
And they are fools who roam
The world has nothing to bestow
From our own selves our joys must flow
And that dear hut, our home.